WOW, Patrick Monahan is ALMOST too old for this. Fantastic.

(I said, almost).

THE most annoyingly catchy Korea sponsored World Cup song. You’ll be singing it, and won’t even know what you’re saying…

Let the World Cup 2010 official countdown begin. We have a pool going on here in South Korea, $5 gets you a randomly assigned team, winner walks out with $100. I picked the Ivory Coast (goodbye, $5).

Ashley Paguyo, wherever you are, I hope you’re loving South Africa and learning some rootsie African dance moves. I expect a solo recital upon your return, complete with native dress.

I’m motivated alright! WHOOOO MOTIVééééééé!!! Laughter is the greatest m…otivator?

Yeosu’s Own: Chill Collins Live @ Cocoon Cafe, 5/20/2010.

The Craziest Country in the World!

North Korea - The Craziest Country in the World
Via: Online Schools

…You’re kidding, right? Que?…

Countdown to France: < 5 months.

Assignment: Convince your parents you deserve more pocket money.

Child: Mom I need some money.
Mom: But I don’t have money.
Child: Why?
Mom: Because your father’s office is dishonored bill.
Child: Oh. And where we live?
Mom: In the box.

I’m not entirely sure “Matthew” understood the point of this assignment.

F for using an online translator, B for effort, A+ for hilarity.

Listen and Love.