The Craziest Country in the World!

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The new and improved version of my (in)consistent updates.
Read if you want to make fun of China, or laugh about Asia in general!
WOW, Patrick Monahan is ALMOST too old for this. Fantastic.
(I said, almost).
THE most annoyingly catchy Korea sponsored World Cup song. You’ll be singing it, and won’t even know what you’re saying…
“The team is as mysterious as the Communist country it represents. It practices in secret and it remains sequestered from other teams in South Africa before games…”
This rocket was launched from an island (Narodo) off the Yeosu coast yesterday!
Yeosu + CNN Top Stories = WHAaaat??
Let the World Cup 2010 official countdown begin. We have a pool going on here in South Korea, $5 gets you a randomly assigned team, winner walks out with $100. I picked the Ivory Coast (goodbye, $5).
Ashley Paguyo, wherever you are, I hope you’re loving South Africa and learning some rootsie African dance moves. I expect a solo recital upon your return, complete with native dress.
I’m motivated alright! WHOOOO MOTIVééééééé!!! Laughter is the greatest m…otivator?
Yeosu’s Own: Chill Collins Live @ Cocoon Cafe, 5/20/2010.

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What can I say, Kim Jong Il is a DICK.
…You’re kidding, right? Que?…
Countdown to France: < 5 months.
Child: Mom I need some money.
Mom: But I don’t have money.
Child: Why?
Mom: Because your father’s office is dishonored bill.
Child: Oh. And where we live?
Mom: In the box.
I’m not entirely sure “Matthew” understood the point of this assignment.
F for using an online translator, B for effort, A+ for hilarity.
Listen and Love.